HEY SHITHEAD, GUESS WHAT, THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE CEMETERY I KNOW SO CRAZY RIGHT. SO SAVE YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT (I’m guessing someone you have to pay by the hour?) Nice touch with the sunglasses emoji though.

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