I’m sure you think you’re some sort of authority and/or anyone gives a shit about your opinion, but actually, you’re just another loud mouth who loves to bark on in the comments sections to an audience of exactly one. (I would say “man,” because who else does shit like that? This is 100% based on your comments!)

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