1. It’s a ….. HUMOR piece …… but thanks for your comments ….. Dad
  2. Me grow up?! You’re the one confusing Trump with Santa Clause! Please learn the difference or your grandchildren are going to be very, very surprised regarding which is the one who gives and which is the one who grabs.
  3. Thanks for closing your comments with a bumpersticker, it tells me everything I need to know.

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