Kendra Eash I fuuuuucking love you! Not only do I know that piece (I actually remember sharing it on the BookFace) but you’re obviously a legend to your fellow branding / advertising jerks for this thing: This is a Generic Brand Video.
Thanks so much for your response and the encouragement! I’m definitely forging ahead, come hell, high water, end of the world, and/or a black hole of non-responses.