Oh Isaac. Isaac, Isaac, Isaac. So grouchy!

Thank you for thinking of me as a dope smoking member of the next generation. Neither of those things apply to me, but it’s cute that you think so. So thank you!

If you’re searching for journalism, this piece isn’t it. You don’t seem to be aware that quite literally anyone can write for Medium. Medium is not a newspaper or even a news source. It’s a platform. For anyone. You just proved that point by writing your very crabby response that’s now been published. See, any idiot can do it!

I see by your other responses that you fancy yourself as some sort of Truth Teller. I bet you’re fun at parties.

Welp, I’m sure you have other pieces to “review” so I’ll let you get back to it. Thanks again for calling me young! Hugs! *hits bong*

AMATEUR HOUR (2018) and BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY (2021) | The New York Times, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Cut | kimberlyharrington.me

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